I appreciate that you slept for 11 consecutive hours last night. However, setting me up for a midnight awakening was kinda' mean and calculated for a one-year-old, don't you think? At least when the alarm started blaring, my mind raced back to all the smiles and giggles you shared while pressing buttons earlier in the day.
This brings us to Rule #2: You may play with the clock, but please refrain from setting the alarm.... unless it's the daddyman's clock ;)
I'm convinced I won't sleep through the night the until the fall of 2028. It's frustratingly Plain & Simple As That.